04 4 / 2014

nerdactusaur:

misread pirates as pilates of the caribbean , did a google search

Was.Not.Dissapointed.

(via tehjakers)

04 4 / 2014

My game includes cracks about taxes and fraud analysis. Get at me.

My game includes cracks about taxes and fraud analysis. Get at me.

26 3 / 2014

This guy is great!

This guy is great!

26 3 / 2014

And thus, I continue to talk about food on Growlr. That’s really what I had for dinner tonight, though.

And thus, I continue to talk about food on Growlr. That’s really what I had for dinner tonight, though.

18 3 / 2014

I thought food was universal?

I thought food was universal?

15 3 / 2014

Hipster dancing at SXSW 2014 (by Sambal)

So, this is me. I’m dancing to Kelela (because she was great) and dance like this all time. I danced like this throughout her set and through the classixx set, which totals up to at least 45 minutes of dancing. I dance like this at every concert and every party and every club.

Please dance. The world needs more dancing.

15 3 / 2014

ma2th3w:

unskinny:

ashonyourdash:

wiig-out:

FINALLY FOUND A LINK TO THE CALIFORNIANS DRESS REHEARSAL WHEN KRISTEN WIIG HOSTED.

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A DECENT LINK FOREVER.

YESSSSSSSA

I love the Californians! This is the best.

I will always reblog this because it’s perfect. 

(via perfcub)

12 3 / 2014

helladutchess asked: r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

10 3 / 2014

okaj:

tumbledore-:

matthulksmash:

gdmw:

2003 MTV Movie Awards

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

Proof that the 90s lasted until 2003

All of these people are dead, RIP all these people

Well, except for Beyoncé. She’s an immortal.

I mean, seriously, have you seen any of these other people lately? No, you haven’t.

RIP not-Beyoncés

I seriously thought that the first picture was Courtney Act at first.

That’s… Paris Hilton, right?

10 3 / 2014

iclavdivs:

ALL THE BAND NAMES ARE “CARSON CREEK”.

:-|

Turns out it changed a variable name in one spot in the insert line, but not all of them.